angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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