so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Randomize
