Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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