it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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