Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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