That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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