do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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