Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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