He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
