I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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