Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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