Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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