Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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