Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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