i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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