Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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