would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We are all done wearing pants today
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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