Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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