D3 body, D1 cock
Non-Jews are for practice
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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