elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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