How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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