In the future we'll all be gay
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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