you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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