If i come over, it means nothing
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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