butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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