I wanna passion pit in your ass
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I can't turn off my feet"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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