That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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