Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Come see our sink grown plant.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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