If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
