i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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