hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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