wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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