Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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