just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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