you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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