he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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