Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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