Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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