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(562): View more from California

Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar

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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(310): View more from California

Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i think the cat found all the blow we lost...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.

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(530): View more from California

It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.

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(585): View more from New York

I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.

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(830): View more from Texas

Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻‍♀️

(417): View more from Missouri

I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...

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