every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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