Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
