Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
