Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Randomize
