Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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