Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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