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It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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