Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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