The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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