Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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