No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize