i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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