i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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