Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
